Pilot

"Pilot" is the first episode of Season 1. It originally aired on January 14, 1990. It marked the premiere of King of the Kill and the debut of its main cast.

Synopsis
When Jack gets hit in the eye by the other boy with a baseball at one of his little league games, rumors of his brother Whyatt abusing him start to spread. This episode guest stars Gailard Sartain as a case manager.

Quotes
Whyatt: "I'll tell you what my truck needs: Leadership. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Mexico and vomited on their auto executives."

Whyatt: (Shouting to Jack after he destroys the fence) "Please respect my fence's right to be a fence. Now!"

Red: "I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don't you? It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony."

Whyatt: "You're thinking of a Fiat, Red."

Red: "Fix... it... again."

Anthony Page: Mrs. Kill, would you say that your husband has a bad temper?

Mrs. Kill: Who, Whyatt? No, Whyatt is as gentle as a lamb.

Whyatt: (Storms in the house, and catches Jack's baseball. Shouts.) NO - MORE - BOUNCIN' - THAT - BALL! (Throws the baseball, which breaks a window.)

Mrs. Kill: (Softly) Whyatt, we've got a visitor.

Anthony Page: "Mr. Kill, I feel that you're coming from an anger mindset, and if you're projecting your anger onto me, it gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate your son's growth in private."

Whyatt: "Mr., I have not begun to project my anger onto you!"

Anthony Page: "Please, Mr. Kill, loud is not allowed."

Whyatt: "What the- loud is not allowed? Now, you listen to me, Mr.! I work for a livin'! And, I mean real work, not writin' down gobblety gook! I provide the people of this community, with propane, and propane accessories! Ho, and when I think of my hard-earned tax dollars, going to pay a bunch of little twig boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna... (Whyatt starts to lose composure.)"

Mrs. Kill: "Honey?"

Whyatt: (Calmly, to Mrs) "Honey, bring me my bc headache powder, and a glass of water."

Mrs. Kill: (Calmly) "All right, Whyatt."

Whyatt: (To Anthony Page) "Now, you listen here. You see that boy? (Motions to Jack) That's my boy! And, if you ever try to take him away, so help me, God, I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon! Now, I want you to get out of my house! You're not welcome here! I mean now, before I give you a black eye! Get!"

Jack Kill: "And, then, some weirdo came over, and started askin' a bunch of questions."

Tiffany Gribble: "Yeah! He asked me if your dad ever whooped you. He hasn't, right?"

Jack Kill: "No! Of course, not! You know my boy, he's all bark! Brother, that guy sure got him mad, though. My boy was like, (Starts imitating Whyatt) Get out of my house, my boy ain't much, but he's all I got!"

Tiffany Gribble: (Laughs) "You do a great impression! Let me try! (Imitates Whyatt) I'm gonna tear you a new one! When I get my hands on you, you little peabrain! I'll bust your butt into little pieces!"

Anthony Page: (After overhearing Tiffany's Whyatt Kill impression) "Ohhhh, I knew it!"

Anthony Page: (After he is convinced Whyatt is threatening Jack, he rings the doorbell) "Jack? Jack, are you all right? Come on out!"

Whyatt Kill: (To Anthony Page) "I thought I told you to get lost!"

Anthony Page: (Ignoring Whyatt) "Come on, Jack. I can put you in with a nice foster family in North Tindo, where you can develop healthy life adaptations! And, they've got a pool!"

Whyatt Kill: (To Mrs) "Honey, let's give him Cora & Widget!"

Whyatt Kill: (To Anthony Page) "Hey, I've got a girl in here you can take right now!"

Anthony Page: (Still ignoring Whyatt, and keeps talking to Jack) "Don't you want to live in a house with a pool?"

Jack Kill: "No."

Whyatt Kill: (To Anthony Page as he starts chasing him off the property) "See, twig boy? Now, get your skinny butt off of my property!"

Anthony Page: (To Jack) "Jack, I know you can't talk in front of him! (Whyatt)"

Whyatt Kill: (To Anthony Page as he chases the man to his car) "I said, get! Get! Get outta here!"

Anthony Page: (To Whyatt from inside his own car) "You are out of control!" (Starts his car and leaves)

Whyatt Kill: (To Anthony Page) "You are outta control, Twiggie!" (Hits Anthony's car as he finishes talking.)

Anthony Page: (After witnessing Hank playfighting with Jack) "He punched him! I knew it! I told him! Did-did you see that?"

Passenger on bus: "See what, twig boy?"

Anthony Page: (Scoffs) "Never mind."

Characters

 * Whyatt Kill
 * Mrs. Kill
 * Mr. Kill
 * Jack Kill
 * Cora Dlatter
 * Widget Dlatter
 * Red Gribble
 * Grandma Gribble
 * Tiffany Gribble
 * Princess Pea
 * Pig Dauterive
 * Wudget Dlatter (mentioned)